About TaurusTheBull : Hey, my name is Paige. I am a black belt canidate in karate and I named my username after my zodiac. (Just incase you were wondering...) I'm also a very skilled writer and a tomboy.
Favorite Movies: Coraline, Labyrinth, The Pest, and Dude, Where's my Car?
Favorite Band: My Chemcial Romance! >:D
Favorite Book Series: Demonata
Language: What the heck does it look like? Spanish?
Race: Caucasian
Status: Not interested, so leave -_-
Well, that's pretty much all. ^^
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Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9587) - you deserved it (26546)
On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States
Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Damnit (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)
Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
I agree, your life sucks (26714) - you deserved it (3213)
On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 8:11pm - misc - by honeybadger123 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
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Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 7:46am - love - by notthatkinkyanyway - China (Beijing)
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22749) - you deserved it (1760)
On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35594) - you deserved it (2799) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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