About TaurusTheBull : Hey, my name is Paige. I am a black belt canidate in karate and I named my username after my zodiac. (Just incase you were wondering...) I'm also a very skilled writer and a tomboy.
Favorite Movies: Coraline, Labyrinth, The Pest, and Dude, Where's my Car?
Favorite Band: My Chemcial Romance! >:D
Favorite Book Series: Demonata
Language: What the heck does it look like? Spanish?
Race: Caucasian
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Well, that's pretty much all. ^^
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Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 11:02pm - misc - by Meowingtons500 - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore
Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)
Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -
Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do I have social anxiety, but I get so anxious I can create fake illnesses. FML
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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
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