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TaurusTheBull
  • Town/Country : Esko, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1580
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About TaurusTheBull : Hey, my name is Paige. I am a black belt canidate in karate and I named my username after my zodiac. (Just incase you were wondering...) I'm also a very skilled writer and a tomboy.

Favorite Movies: Coraline, Labyrinth, The Pest, and Dude, Where's my Car?
Favorite Band: My Chemcial Romance! >:D
Favorite Book Series: Demonata
Language: What the heck does it look like? Spanish?
Race: Caucasian
Status: Not interested, so leave -_-

Well, that's pretty much all. ^^

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TaurusTheBull's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
832 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42643) - you deserved it (486080)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
146 comments

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (991816) - you deserved it (78949)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (178402) - you deserved it (61520)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50190) - you deserved it (6941)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25188) - you deserved it (2327)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30923) - you deserved it (14488)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12744) - you deserved it (96267)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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