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About TaurusTheBull : Hey, my name is Paige. I am a black belt canidate in karate and I named my username after my zodiac. (Just incase you were wondering...) I'm also a very skilled writer and a tomboy.
Favorite Movies: Coraline, Labyrinth, The Pest, and Dude, Where's my Car?
Favorite Band: My Chemcial Romance! >:D
Favorite Book Series: Demonata
Language: What the heck does it look like? Spanish?
Status: Not interested, so leave -_-
Well, that's pretty much all. ^^
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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