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TatumIshMeh
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, Nevada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TatumIshMeh : I am an outgoing person, but sometimes, life just sucks for me.

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Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

#18876048
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32928) - you deserved it (1938)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10778) - you deserved it (40307)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML

#18304597
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9759) - you deserved it (27188)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24056) - you deserved it (7452)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16099) - you deserved it (45877)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

#14222956
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5693) - you deserved it (53005)

On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

#13766366
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39130) - you deserved it (7866)

On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27906) - you deserved it (2348)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML

#6514
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33922) - you deserved it (2793)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by sh33zy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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