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About TatiLoves : Music.
Family. = My life.
I'm Tati and I play the piano as well as the guitar and ukelele. But my real passion is singing. I've decided to major in vocal performance, I'll sing all day if you'll let me! I'd take a camping/hiking trip any day over a candlelit dinner and a movie, 'cause that's how I do. If you stalk my page, I will find you...and I will message you!
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Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
Friday 19 December 2014