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TatiLoves

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TatiLoves

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TatiLoves : Music.

Family. = My life.

Friends.



I'm Tati and I play the piano as well as the guitar and ukelele. But my real passion is singing. I've decided to major in vocal performance, I'll sing all day if you'll let me! I'd take a camping/hiking trip any day over a candlelit dinner and a movie, 'cause that's how I do. If you stalk my page, I will find you...and I will message you!

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Visits<b>qdawg06</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 12:50am<b>Betterthanu123</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 3:09pm<b>tiptoe55</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 4:05am<b>isorang</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 8:49am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 7:32pm<b>loganburke91</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 7:03pm<b>marcuscummings</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 1:09pm<b>Jeeper4Life</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 1:54am<b>nightwoman</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 6:35am<b>Will_I_Are_57</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 12:47am<b>getcrazy</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 12:57pm<b>Taylor22294</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 8:46pm<b>ThatFancyPenn</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 3:27pm<b>coolsoccer1234</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 12:54pm<b>mister_icicle</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 1:51pm<b>Prerogative</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 9:57pm<b>OzzmosizDoge</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 9:03pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 9:03am

Liked!<b>tiptoe55</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 10:05am

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TatiLoves's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

#21216984
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36824) - you deserved it (23787)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

#21216576
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38215) - you deserved it (4935)

On 07/21/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

#20993307
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42665) - you deserved it (6207)

On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41784) - you deserved it (6890)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML

#20985190
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46606) - you deserved it (5135)

On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

#20742609
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58670) - you deserved it (3818)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid witnessing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML

#20702750
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72673) - you deserved it (5803)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

#20686826
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18010) - you deserved it (45861)

On 05/26/2013 at 2:46am - work - by ChangoFett - United States (California)

Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML

#20683669
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49197) - you deserved it (8934)

On 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

#20683515
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56524) - you deserved it (17959)

On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

#20683274
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34302) - you deserved it (4177)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:04am - animals - by seriously - United States

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

#20681121
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46046) - you deserved it (2986)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

#20677562
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27216) - you deserved it (39419)

On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML

#20668540
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56390) - you deserved it (4771)

On 05/17/2013 at 3:21am - intimacy - by Uncomfortable (woman) -



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