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Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML
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On 12/30/2012 at 12:20am - misc - by Wtf is wrong with her (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
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On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States
Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by lissysue1 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm - work - by Ian Artis - United States
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm - misc - by thesmartone - United States
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 10:58am - love - by rosabelle91 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by flyingpuppy - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Schaf_12 (man) - Austria (Wien)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 12:55pm - love - by Norwegian (man) - Norway
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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