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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 March 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3453
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TashaLenaKitty : I'm 18 years old,I'm Taken,I'm tiny,I'm Nice and I'm always happy :)
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Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML

#14709576
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34586) - you deserved it (6046)

On 01/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by CLH (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

#14572536
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23922) - you deserved it (11337)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML

#14569755
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6013) - you deserved it (34733)

On 01/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by shadowsonicstar (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

#14567308
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7264) - you deserved it (34300)

On 01/13/2011 at 4:12pm - health - by John - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33730) - you deserved it (7089)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42928) - you deserved it (2890)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML

#14558883
59 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML

#14041933
219 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72401) - you deserved it (5109)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

#14035963
92 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 1:49pm - work - by oopsididitagain (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
290 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

#14023842
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34785) - you deserved it (3438)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

#13980533
167 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 10:28pm - misc - by saywhat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

#13977736
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24385) - you deserved it (2827)

On 11/25/2010 at 6:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

#13976470
99 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 4:01pm - misc - by El Camino (man) - United States (Indiana)



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