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Tasanasanta

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2064
  • Number of comments : 252
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Tasanasanta : I'm not going to stop typing so anything I say cannot be held against me.So where to begin, this is a description.I am a guy.Hopefully you could tell from my picture, or else I'm in trouble. I bet you aren't even reading at this point, you were just like, "Fuck reading that!This guy is a loser!"Well if you did make it this far then I congratulate you.Too bad I'm not going to stop >=D Get ready to read more.I like hanging with my friends and if you take that literally then sca-rue you. I like listening to music and what not.I guess I'm an intellectual?Although you would probably never tell from the shit I say.I also like making people happy... probably like my favorite thing to do.CRAP!I stopped typing for a second.... I am sad.Well I am going to release you from this description now because you are probably bored as SHIT!Here's a crappy joke for those who made it this far!
How does the moon get his hair cut?
E-clipse it!HA!Yeah I know that's corny

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Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML

#14128663
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28366) - you deserved it (4645)

On 12/08/2010 at 4:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML

#14128663
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28366) - you deserved it (4645)

On 12/08/2010 at 4:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

#12959590
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29367) - you deserved it (2892)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Nothingonyou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML

#12895675
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34975) - you deserved it (7175)

On 09/04/2010 at 1:15am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

#12894128
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40105) - you deserved it (6553)

On 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm - health - by lalalasmiles06 -

Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML

#12657021
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26114) - you deserved it (3556)

On 08/21/2010 at 1:25am - money - by car (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94688) - you deserved it (19987)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)



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