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TarieBoo
  • Town/Country : united states
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 December 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22355) - you deserved it (3494)

On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

#19774662
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21991) - you deserved it (1389)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14174) - you deserved it (24753)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9402) - you deserved it (31478)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

#4460774
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46045) - you deserved it (2040)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (459887) - you deserved it (571469)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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