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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 450
  • Number of comments : 166
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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

#19939315
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30987) - you deserved it (5142)

On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

#19774662
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27810) - you deserved it (2025)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19207) - you deserved it (36781)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11748) - you deserved it (37358)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53341) - you deserved it (2819)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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