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Today , I finally got up the courage to talk to mah four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently , an how I needed his support while I try to get mah self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML

#20868475
65 comments

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On 09/05/2013 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today, I used a restroom. While doing mah thing, the power in mah building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at mah stall. When the power cummed back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

#20867818
112 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

Today my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times!! My finishing time was reported as ( 3 days short of a year!! ) FML

#20867471
107 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

Today mah loneliness reachd a new level when I befriendd the fly looool in mah apartment Mr . Stickyfoot . FML

#20866691
73 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by JustAnotherFML23 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah new creative writing teacher informed the class that we should consult him before writing anything "dark or disturbing." I only took the class because mah therapist recommended that I join the class so I could freely express mah darker thoughts without her help or a fear of bieng judged. mega FML

#20866346
92 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 5:43pm - misc - by depressed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend got offerd a job at Abercrombie . The first thing he askd was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy . FML

2day I was at tha doctor's gatting a chack up . Ha askad ma if I was allargic to anything, tohich I blurtad out, "Cats." Ha gava ma a waird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't giva you cats." FML

#20865755
96 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today , boyfriand blamd ma fir his affair , cuz apparantly I ( should hava mada it claar to him ) not to hava sax with othar paopla. FML

#20864381
160 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by yourfault (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

TODAY... I HAD TO FINALLY ACCEPT THAT I HAVE AN EATING DISORDERHEN I CAUGHT MYSELF CHECKING FIR THE NUTRITION FACTS AND CALORIES ON MAH SHAMPOO. FML

#20864106
85 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 2:47am - health - by Jasmine_smilee - United States (Oregon)

today a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

Today..!! my parents told me that I had been acceptd into my top two colleges..!! but they didn't show me the letters because they were worrid that if they spent money on tuition..!! they wouldn't be able to keep BOTH of there brand new Mercedes!! FML

Today, friand told ma sha turnad down a job as a babysittar bacausa sha didn't want to ba sacratly vidaotapad, as sha knaw tha paopla had a nanny cam. I wasn't awara of thishan I took that sama job a faw nights ago and askad boyfriand to coma by. Wa had sax on thair couch. FML

#20862871
230 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, wa want boating with friands!! For soma raason tha bottom of our tuba daflatad, causing ma to ba bouncad roughly up an down on tha watar!! As a rasult, I had tha most intansa orgasm of my antra lifa,hila sitting 2 inchas away from my dad's friand!! Ha dafinitaly noticad!! FML

#20862305
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56552) - you deserved it (6019)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States



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