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Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)
Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by quick blow (man) - United States
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
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Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Ameel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML
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Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)
Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of me to the doctor. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Hungrytoothbrush (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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