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Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9216) - you deserved it (87779)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML

#2959726
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37706) - you deserved it (4501)

On 06/17/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by visn (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

#828379
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16564) - you deserved it (57704)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

#505587
157 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

#256186
93 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by danesy - United States (New York)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML

#3846
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On 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

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On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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