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Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -

Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML

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On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML

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On 11/24/2010 at 4:52am - work - by romedizzle (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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On 11/23/2010 at 9:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

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On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

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On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML

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On 10/29/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML

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On 10/18/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

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On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML

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On 08/20/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by notyoueallie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)



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