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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4002
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14087) - you deserved it (84363)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66312) - you deserved it (16922)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

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236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41291) - you deserved it (228879)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)



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