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TaraBURGER

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TaraBURGER

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  • Town/Country : South Gate, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1470
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TaraBURGER : I'm an adopted brown eyed violinist in a family of blue eyed, non-musical assholes.

TaraBURGER's page activity

Visits<b>let_yourself_go</b> - 21 hours ago<b>pengyvan</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 9:22am<b>Gillett</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 3:48pm<b>that_average_guy</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 12:45am<b>explodedtaco</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 12:07am<b>bigdog80</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:04pm<b>kannan4</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:00pm<b>xXNexus13Xx</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:48am<b>RA91</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 11:46am<b>pred8885</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:43am<b>tiwan</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:19am<b>Odannyboy</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:07am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 2:00am<b>moron011</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 12:58am<b>iffy</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 12:18am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 9:58pm<b>dragoongirl90</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:02am<b>AscendV</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 11:20am

Fucked!<b>explodedtaco</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:08am<b>xXNexus13Xx</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:49am<b>RA91</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:46pm<b>tiwan</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 9:20am<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:00am<b>iffy</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:18am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 3:58am<b>jonloran</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 3:32pm<b>Cyrena4343</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:10pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 8:39pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 3:24pm<b>BloodyDemon</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 4:26am<b>winter_under_ice</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 1:25am<b>_batwoman_</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 12:30am<b>RageWolf16</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 1:56am

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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TaraBURGER's favorite FMLs

Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML

#21304429
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40843) - you deserved it (5096)

On 11/23/2014 at 11:34am - intimacy - by 404: fuck not given (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML

#21232741
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47961) - you deserved it (2887)

On 08/08/2014 at 7:25pm - health - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vasternorrlands Lan)

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

#21218442
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51454) - you deserved it (11866)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, and he was taking a shower. I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and ended having to shit in a plastic bag. FML

#21044466
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51112) - you deserved it (22360)

On 01/29/2014 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

#20933730
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56000) - you deserved it (9584)

On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML

Today, I visited my new doctor for the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start, I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat, said, "Well Dave, it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML

#19793957
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22891) - you deserved it (1648)

On 06/15/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by davav74 (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34289) - you deserved it (5813) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40372) - you deserved it (4184)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

#880464
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43099) - you deserved it (35878)

On 04/09/2009 at 12:53am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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