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TaraBURGER
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 June 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1037
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TaraBURGER : I'm an adopted brown eyed violinist in a family of blue eyed, non-musical assholes.

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Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, and he was taking a shower. I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and ended having to shit in a plastic bag. FML

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On 01/29/2014 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

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On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML

Today, I visited my new doctor for the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start, I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat, said, "Well Dave, it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML

#19793957
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On 06/15/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by davav74 (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

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On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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On 04/09/2009 at 12:53am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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