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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1043
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Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47716) - you deserved it (2767)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46136) - you deserved it (4193)

On 11/17/2013 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was quizzing a girl at my college, and I noticed that when she answered a question, her ears wiggled. It was cute, so I pointed it out. She burst into tears, and the guy next to me said, "Way to make her feel insecure, douchebag." FML

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