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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 930
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TanzWolf : Just here for the laughs.
Also an artist. if you like art ;;

Also play games. Addicted to WoW, TF2, and Borderlands recently.
Zanekai is my steam, add me.~

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TanzWolf's favorite FMLs

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27617) - you deserved it (3197)

On 12/11/2014 at 11:10am - work - by anyoldnamewilldo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after a few weeks of my dad setting up glue traps in the garage to trap mice, I found out what it's like to have a pigeon wander in and get its foot stuck on one. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18270) - you deserved it (36212)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop, but I said no because I was writing an essay for school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents, saying I did it. As they bitched me out, my sister got on my laptop and deleted my half-finished essay. FML


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On 11/30/2014 at 12:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30947) - you deserved it (6537)

On 11/09/2014 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML


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On 10/26/2014 at 1:53am - work - by iskiel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36873) - you deserved it (3219)

On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML


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On 09/23/2014 at 2:30pm - health - by catgiraffegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML


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On 09/23/2014 at 2:04pm - love - by danceinconverse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30708) - you deserved it (5422)

On 09/20/2014 at 8:23am - love - by chubbyg - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got an Economics test back from my professor. I got a 17/20. I looked it over and noticed one of the questions was completely right. I checked the textbook he made and the answer was the same. I asked him why it was wrong, and he responded with, "I guess I changed my mind." FML


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On 09/18/2014 at 9:44pm - misc - by badprofessor - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49599) - you deserved it (4725)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43643) - you deserved it (3401)

On 09/09/2014 at 12:47pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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