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TanzWolf

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TanzWolf

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TanzWolfTanzWolf
  • Town/Country : North Saint Paul, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2253
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TanzWolf : Just here for the laughs.
Also an artist.
Synge-Zinc.deviantart.com if you like art ;;

Also play games. Addicted to WoW, TF2, and Borderlands recently.
Zanekai is my steam, add me.~

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Visits<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 3:39am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:38pm<b>Eternal_Insanity</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 5:07pm<b>Cumminsdan</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 3:35pm<b>python199</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 11:54am<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 10:53pm<b>ThisIsMyUsernam</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 11:41am<b>MelodySackett123</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 9:59am<b>Camwentz</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 2:19am<b>schindler12345</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 4:38pm<b>Eman9000</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:59pm<b>walrusdog_</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:46am<b>lolszilla</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:04pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 1:42am<b>failalltheway</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 9:33pm<b>TheHardBoiled</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:48am<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:49pm<b>erin55378</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 9:46am

Fucked!<b>TheHardBoiled</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 6:47am<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 7:30am<b>NicholasLanier</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:53am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:47pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 8:46am<b>Christine_Junmin</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:21pm<b>thatsawkward7</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 11:13am<b>sas0820</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 2:30pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 10:24pm<b>coolsoccer1234</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 4:40pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 8:21pm<b>MrCareless</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 6:54am<b>RA91</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 4:58am<b>nugis</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 12:22am<b>DanboiRowe</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 5:39am<b>graceinsheepwear</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 4:17am<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 9:35pm<b>WarriorBl00d</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 7:43pm

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TanzWolf's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34245) - you deserved it (2318)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

#21340122
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37118) - you deserved it (2405)

On 01/19/2015 at 8:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

#21330209
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40985) - you deserved it (5080)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm - health - by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

#21315542
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28587) - you deserved it (3235)

On 12/11/2014 at 11:10am - work - by anyoldnamewilldo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after a few weeks of my dad setting up glue traps in the garage to trap mice, I found out what it's like to have a pigeon wander in and get its foot stuck on one. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

#21310722
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21138) - you deserved it (41383)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop, but I said no because I was writing an essay for school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents, saying I did it. As they bitched me out, my sister got on my laptop and deleted my half-finished essay. FML

Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML

#21295219
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31090) - you deserved it (6554)

On 11/09/2014 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

#21285416
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33688) - you deserved it (2168)

On 10/26/2014 at 1:53am - work - by iskiel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

#21266131
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37037) - you deserved it (3224)

On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

#21265921
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39025) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

#21263853
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35570) - you deserved it (2478)

On 09/23/2014 at 2:30pm - health - by catgiraffegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML

#21263839
107 comments

Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML

#21261696
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32867) - you deserved it (6091)

On 09/20/2014 at 8:23am - love - by chubbyg - Australia (Victoria)



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