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TanzWolf

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TanzWolf

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TanzWolfTanzWolf
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 705
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TanzWolf : Just here for the laughs.
Also an artist.
Synge-Zinc.deviantart.com if you like art ;;

Also play games. Addicted to WoW, TF2, and Borderlands recently.
Zanekai is my steam, add me.~

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Liked!<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 8:21pm<b>MrCareless</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 6:54am<b>RA91</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 4:58am<b>nugis</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 12:22am<b>DanboiRowe</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 5:39am<b>graceinsheepwear</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 4:17am<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 9:35pm<b>WarriorBl00d</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 7:43pm<b>Gentleman_Snivy</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 6:28am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 6:18am<b>FatherofTime87</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 4:11am<b>Derek_Diamond96</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 7:52am<b>rogwest</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 1:54pm<b>eaglerob</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 12:30am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 3:16am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 2:23am

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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TanzWolf's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML

#21295219
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30853) - you deserved it (6520)

On 11/09/2014 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

#21285416
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33479) - you deserved it (2151)

On 10/26/2014 at 1:53am - work - by iskiel (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

#21266131
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36839) - you deserved it (3218)

On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

#21265921
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37355) - you deserved it (3085)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

#21263853
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35369) - you deserved it (2466)

On 09/23/2014 at 2:30pm - health - by catgiraffegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend wiping his nose with his hand and then using the snot to gel back his hair. FML

#21263839
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37259) - you deserved it (4623)

On 09/23/2014 at 2:04pm - love - by danceinconverse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML

#21261696
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30682) - you deserved it (5421)

On 09/20/2014 at 8:23am - love - by chubbyg - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got an Economics test back from my professor. I got a 17/20. I looked it over and noticed one of the questions was completely right. I checked the textbook he made and the answer was the same. I asked him why it was wrong, and he responded with, "I guess I changed my mind." FML

#21260926
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36570) - you deserved it (2189)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:44pm - misc - by badprofessor - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

#21260464
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49520) - you deserved it (4713)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

#21255044
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43608) - you deserved it (3400)

On 09/09/2014 at 12:47pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

#21253019
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44010) - you deserved it (3318)

On 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by StillPissedOffAtIrony (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

#21252828
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36737) - you deserved it (6406)

On 09/06/2014 at 2:11am - work - by fastfoodslave (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

#21249597
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22785) - you deserved it (40051)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was staying in my family friend's house in France. The church bells ring every hour, which I thought was cute. Until 8 this morning where they rang 24 times. FML

#21245620
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31589) - you deserved it (3686)

On 08/26/2014 at 3:48am - misc - by hellangelrose - France

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

#21234023
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46535) - you deserved it (2943)

On 08/10/2014 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)



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