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Tandrael
  • Town/Country : Mountain veiw, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 733
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Tandrael : i am like the friendlist person you can find. I love everyone and am friendly but i am very shy but once i warm up to you. You won't regret it!.Feel free to meassage me i love meeting new people

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Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354 (313)

I agree, your life sucks (35697) - you deserved it (2105)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

#7962571 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (30515) - you deserved it (2389)

On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

#7591761 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (37768) - you deserved it (11332)

On 01/26/2010 at 4:26pm - kids - by Nick (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

#7573636 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (20680) - you deserved it (1411)

On 01/25/2010 at 7:15pm - kids - by KillahCam (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

#7564709 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (19893) - you deserved it (3794)

On 01/25/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by irishbabycakes (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (22204) - you deserved it (6184)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML

#7545695 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (21670) - you deserved it (2014)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML

#7544756 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (23695) - you deserved it (4714)

On 01/24/2010 at 1:30pm - misc - by kaytiebobaytie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

#7541135 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (30812) - you deserved it (2207)

On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (38442) - you deserved it (5694)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)