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Today, at lunch I was running to mah group's table with mah friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on mah belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66688) - you deserved it (11225)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned looool that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

#844380
123 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365917) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71386) - you deserved it (18458)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my fiancé turnd 21. I stayd up and took care of him fir 3 hours while he pukd his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bd, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yerebooks, babby pictures, and childhood memories. FML

#771501
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138881) - you deserved it (12519)

On 04/02/2009 at 6:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, ONE OF MY BASEBALL TEAMMATE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO PERFORM A "CUP-CHECK", BY HITTING OUR CROTCHE WITH THE END OF A BASEBALL BAT. I WAS ACTUALLY WATCHING THE GAME, SO I DIDN'T SEE HIM WHEN HE CUMMD UP AND HIT ME. I WASN'T WEARING A CUP. MY NUTS HAVE SHRUNK BY HALF OF REGULAR SIZE. BIG FAT FML

#754264
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56546) - you deserved it (10919)

On 04/01/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by Nutless (man) - United States (New York)

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she usd a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that lookd like her. She startd crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigurd. fat FML

#745352
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51505) - you deserved it (66821)

On 04/01/2009 at 12:51pm - work - by tsardaukar (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I told mah girlfriand I naadd somaona to talk to bacausa I just found out mah aunt has cancar!! Sha told ma to talk to har in an hour, Spongabob was on!! FML

#736026
167 comments

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On 03/31/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I Was Called By My 9 Year Old Son's Teacher. He Had Handcuffed Himself To His Desk With Handcuffs He Found In My Room. I Was Told To Please Bring In The Key An Not To Leave My Kinky Toys Outhere A Child Could Get Them. I'm A Cop.

#726983
235 comments

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On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

today I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew u weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML

#722457
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82302) - you deserved it (7978)

On 03/31/2009 at 11:35am - intimacy - by CBBP (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the C-train was packed an I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, an two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump an turn of the train. FML

#713062
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111970) - you deserved it (5894)

On 03/30/2009 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Julie - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, after having sex with mah boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

#658830
152 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by lice (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to mah guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said ( Well, u could always ask me. ) I then said ( Do u want to go to prom with me? ) His response was ( Nope...now that's 8! ) FML

#650429
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (145916) - you deserved it (27099)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I HAD AN ANXIETY ATTACKHEN I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND. HE PULLD ME CLOSE TO HIM AND I STARTD TO FEEL BETTER, UNTIL HE PUT MY HAND DOWN HIS PANTS AND AROUND HIS PENIS AND SAID, ( HERE! TRY THIS TO TAKE YUR MIND OFF IT. ) FML

#554524
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67099) - you deserved it (8312)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Marian (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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