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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4210
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Tamara2011 : Names Tamara (:
17 years young, Play tennis and damn good too! I am a district band member, playing flute. I lovee to party, and dance since I have been dancing since I was 5 (:
Hit me up or send me a message- don't be scared (:

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Tamara2011's favorite FMLs

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23770) - you deserved it (10050)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24526) - you deserved it (6701)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24526) - you deserved it (6701)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10719) - you deserved it (39981)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

#8492121
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9661) - you deserved it (27632)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML

#7313785
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5810) - you deserved it (44497)

On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34568) - you deserved it (6047)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML

#6704507
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27955) - you deserved it (2136)

On 12/11/2009 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friends and I went to court. We are all college students, and for next semester, we will be on probation and have to do 8 hours of community service, as well as a $25 fine each. All for swinging on swings in the park after dark. FML

Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I am a 26 year old guy with no kids. The coloring books were for me. FML

#6664600
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15105) - you deserved it (33102)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:06pm - kids - by 2old4thiscrap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10212) - you deserved it (35760)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML

#6613732
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23228) - you deserved it (14259)

On 12/05/2009 at 8:22am - misc - by Marcella_03 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Clause isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#6494207
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11492) - you deserved it (31513)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by TooTallNiCo (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I thought it would be funny to draw a d*ck on my friend's binder while he was out of the class. While perfecting the drawing I realized the class had gone quiet. Looking up I realised my teacher had been watching me. I had to stand up infront of the class and talk about the drawing. FML

#6278567
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6707) - you deserved it (47718)

On 11/12/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by MaiB (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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