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  • Number of visits : 1972
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TalkCuntyToMe : i'm not going to write my whole life story.

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Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML


I agree, your life sucks (67853) - you deserved it (23148)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33153) - you deserved it (305608)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62707) - you deserved it (3891)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11794) - you deserved it (28355)

On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML


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On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

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