About TaliaAmaraS : Just your fairly average girl with the occasion 'f my life' moments! It's nice to know I'm not the only one with crazy/stupid or crazily stupid things that happen to them! Feel free to message me since I apparently spend enough time on here to not have much of a life.....I like meeting new people!
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Today, I started my first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were, "I have a good feeling about you, kid!" That would've been great if he hadn't said, "Although, the last time I had a good feeling, the guy died." right afterwards. FML
by Anon / 03/12/2014 at 8:11pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
by EmmaleeSupertramp / 02/13/2014 at 10:16pm / United States / Kids
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2014 at 4:49pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by ballplaya52 / 12/08/2013 at 12:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by JD / 12/01/2013 at 7:43am / Australia (Tasmania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while researching tea etiquette for Sunday's tea, I read, "to put milk in your tea before sugar is to cross the path of love, perhaps never to marry." I suddenly panicked that this very lack of knowledge is why I haven't met a man who wants to marry me, and that I never will. I'm only 23. FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2013 at 9:11pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by ihatepokemon / 07/22/2013 at 6:14pm / United States / Love
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
by I hate my job / 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm / United States / Work
Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML
by Shelle / 12/26/2012 at 3:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:36am / Reserved / Intimacy
by cantstoplaughing / 10/06/2010 at 12:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML
by wtf / 08/15/2010 at 8:52am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was… Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the… Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in…