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Tali147

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1941
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Tali147 : Tali, 20
Just try not to be a clichè.
Love:
• Of Monsters And Men
• Barbara Stanwyck Movies
• Drinking chocolate milk out of wine glasses

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Tali147's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#19602885
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20100) - you deserved it (4598)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML

#19591291
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17373) - you deserved it (31354)

On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML

#19572615
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18591) - you deserved it (3659)

On 05/04/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by UnderConstruction (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called my mum, crying because of my low self-esteem. She interrupted my sobs by saying, "Can I hang up now? The phone's getting hot." FML

#19567483
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21734) - you deserved it (5517)

On 05/03/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

#19482686
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10333) - you deserved it (34229)

On 04/17/2012 at 4:29am - love - by OL2R - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

#19482686
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10333) - you deserved it (34229)

On 04/17/2012 at 4:29am - love - by OL2R - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my apartment complex has no rules against having charcoal grills on the porch. So did the guy who lives below me. FML

#19449205
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16269) - you deserved it (2284)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:06am - misc - by Sios (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

#19201903
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21132) - you deserved it (3171)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

#19113107
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30309) - you deserved it (2681)

On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24003) - you deserved it (6834)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36041) - you deserved it (10199)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37145) - you deserved it (5537)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13512) - you deserved it (59079)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41421) - you deserved it (3061)

On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34182) - you deserved it (5278)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)



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