About Tali147 : Tali, 20
Originally from Tel Aviv, Israel
Currently attending University in the US
Apologies for silly questions and messing up English grammar.
No, I don't know anyone in the Mossad.
No, I don't hate Palestinians and/or Muslims.
Always open to other questions.
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Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)
Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by td1078 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous - Philippines
Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by gaga - United States (California)
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 2:42pm - kids - by sickdisney (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 7:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 1:28am - work - by HomelessGirl1 - United States (Nevada)
Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 1:28am - work - by HomelessGirl1 - United States (Nevada)
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm - health - by thejbarrick50 - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jacquelinez (woman) - United States
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 6:54pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 11:02am - love - by Vero (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 11:02am - love - by Vero (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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