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About Takomari : Welp, I'm your average guy. Going through High School, avoiding drugs and doing work. Only legal addictions are Minecraft and My Little Pony. If you wanna talk, hit me up. Stay safe out there everybody.
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Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML
Monday 5 October 2015