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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 December 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 115
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About TakeMeHome1D : Um I'm A Directoner. My Insatgram Is @iminlovewith1dbaby. I Love the colours Pink,Blue,purple,and Green. I Have Some Deep Secrets So Before You Speak To Anyone Make Sure You Know What Their Going Through. Be Nice. Oh Yeah And I Love Bacon❤ Have A Good Day.

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Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:04pm - misc - by D - United States (California)

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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