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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1025
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my grlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our frst kiss, I got down on one knee, an before I could say "Will you marry me" a brd shat on my head. FML

#5755233
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44412) - you deserved it (6589)

On 10/10/2009 at 8:52am - love - by -bird-poop- (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, the traffic court judge didn't believe my three witnesses an two security cameras that proved I was innocent. He claimed a cop would never lie, an that the dashboard security cameras,hich the cop brought in, were somehow edited by me. I was fined $1,000 an my license was suspended. FML

Today, as I got up from the couch, mah computer, which was next to me, fell on to mah pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut mah toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. mega FML

#5741744
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34532) - you deserved it (4513)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:52pm - health - by Unlucky (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, as I got up from the couch, mah computer, which was next to me, fell on to mah pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut mah toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. mega FML

#5741744
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34532) - you deserved it (4513)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:52pm - health - by Unlucky (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, as I got up from the couch, mah computer, which was next to me, fell on to mah pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut mah toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. mega FML

#5741744
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34532) - you deserved it (4513)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:52pm - health - by Unlucky (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today I left home to start mah new life at University. Saying goodbye to mah mother the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML

#5562367
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On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

yesterday my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good fir once." I'm a chef. FML

#5448265
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On 09/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by badcook (woman) - United States

2day the wierd receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at askd me if I needd an extra blanket because I ( lookd cold in mah sleep last night ). mega FML

#5443972
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62756) - you deserved it (2612)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I was home alone... and decidd to do some nakd cleaning just cuz I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting... I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthd. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

#5424081
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On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

today I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemd to be flying through the questions . So I cheatd off her . When we finishd I askd her to lunch . She said ( No, I just rushd through the exam so I can go fuck mah boyfriend . ) I got shutdown and probably faild an exam . FML

#1001341
113 comments

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On 04/15/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by ananomoose - United States (Vermont)

TODAY, I CANCELLED OUT OF A VIDEO CAT WIT MA BOYFRIEND TO GO TAKE A DUMP . I TOOK MA COMPUTER WIT ME TO LOOK AT FACEBOOK . IT TOOK TREE MINUTES FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS STILL ON VIDEO CAT .

#43092
67 comments

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On 02/14/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by videochat (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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