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TakDatWitU

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 105
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

#21261267
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36126) - you deserved it (3432)

On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

#21261017
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39408) - you deserved it (3340)

On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML

#21260940
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38994) - you deserved it (2388)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:56pm - misc - by Lexi801 - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

#21256842
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42663) - you deserved it (5483)

On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

#21255419
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41592) - you deserved it (11629)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML

#21254331
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37735) - you deserved it (3323)

On 09/08/2014 at 6:55am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)



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