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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 427
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Taintedsocks : If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you. ;P

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Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

#3763600
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13331) - you deserved it (62335)

On 07/15/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

#1286671
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I agree, your life sucks (25753) - you deserved it (85754)

On 04/24/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by Anonymousagb (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25969) - you deserved it (2805)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)



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