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Taihen

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 10735
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Taihen : I'm 18 and a fairly cheerful person except for when life is sh*tty, which is pretty frequent for me. Murphy's law loves me...

I'm a Japanese major... hence the Japanese username (it's an adjectival meaning awful tee-hee ^^; )

Taihen's page activity

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Taihen's favorite FMLs

Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

#399721
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53710) - you deserved it (29573)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the gym, when i noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the tread mill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until i got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

#209594
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22433) - you deserved it (42643)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by girlie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML

#208203
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109793) - you deserved it (5201)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

#207731
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69775) - you deserved it (7170)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by alone_forever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

#206067
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58943) - you deserved it (3028)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by stupidneighbor (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

#204455
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48119) - you deserved it (13827)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML

#197849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18806) - you deserved it (46688)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by brows (woman) - United States (Florida)



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