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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 March 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 984
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About TahoeFMler : Lake Tahoe, Nevada. Mid 30's. Elementary school teacher. Former military wife. Mother of a 16 year old daughter, and 6 year old son. Married. ALWAYS happy to share my life experiences! Lucky YOU!

I'm actually from Tahoe, and currently in Korea with the Army.

Now stationed in Louisiana.

Back to Lake Tahoe! Incline Village

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Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36030) - you deserved it (4307)

On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML


I agree, your life sucks (20517) - you deserved it (32964)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29631) - you deserved it (5883)

On 12/07/2014 at 1:15am - misc - by Gassy and sassy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that although I'm dating the most loveable, caring and genuine man, the fact that he's a crack addict means I'll never be his drug of choice when he needs a hit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26464) - you deserved it (18436)

On 12/03/2014 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18335) - you deserved it (36473)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42724) - you deserved it (10900)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29592) - you deserved it (2981)

On 12/01/2014 at 2:30am - money - by shitty candles - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19026) - you deserved it (30505)

On 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I was about to leave home for my first sweet taste of freedom at my new apartment, my car died. I'm stuck here for at least the weekend and can look forward to my mom driving me to work. Freedom. FML


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On 10/09/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by gonesofast - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30809) - you deserved it (2268)

On 10/08/2014 at 8:30pm - work - by xRyu (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27521) - you deserved it (1687) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant downtown with my brother in-law when I told him I couldn't eat any more. He then told me, "You better, or you're walking home." He wasn't kidding. FML


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On 11/21/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Random Person - United States (Kentucky)

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