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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 March 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 898
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About TahoeFMler : I'm actually from Tahoe, and currently in Korea with the Army.

Now stationed in Louisiana.

Back to Lake Tahoe! Incline Village

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TahoeFMler's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17354) - you deserved it (27988)

On 11/17/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I was about to leave home for my first sweet taste of freedom at my new apartment, my car died. I'm stuck here for at least the weekend and can look forward to my mom driving me to work. Freedom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26943) - you deserved it (2389)

On 10/09/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by gonesofast - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30771) - you deserved it (2268)

On 10/08/2014 at 8:30pm - work - by xRyu (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26992) - you deserved it (1651) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant downtown with my brother in-law when I told him I couldn't eat any more. He then told me, "You better, or you're walking home." He wasn't kidding. FML


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On 11/21/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Random Person - United States (Kentucky)

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