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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 March 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1476
  • Number of comments : 191
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About TahoeFMler : Lake Tahoe, Nevada. Mid 30's. Elementary school teacher. Former military wife. Mother of a 16 year old daughter, and 6 year old son. Married. ALWAYS happy to share my life experiences! Lucky YOU!

I'm actually from Tahoe, and currently in Korea with the Army.

Now stationed in Louisiana.

Back to Lake Tahoe! Incline Village

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Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26059) - you deserved it (1572)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:50am - work - by bgierczak2 - United States (California)

Today, after working incredibly hard to get into college without having to take out loans, classes started. I was told we'll need a $200 piece of software, and we'll fail without it. There's no way I can afford it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25418) - you deserved it (2083)

On 08/20/2015 at 3:21am - misc - by NotCollegeBound (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24567) - you deserved it (10538)

On 08/07/2015 at 10:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (2954)

On 07/23/2015 at 2:28pm - animals - by killjoyx - United States (Virginia)

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML


I agree, your life sucks (29574) - you deserved it (2024)

On 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm - health - by qhorin halflung (woman) -

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML


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On 07/13/2015 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by Nigel - United States

Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37458) - you deserved it (1957)

On 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was finally starting to relax after a stressful and expensive move, where I had to give up half my belongings and furniture, as well as my cat. All the stress came rushing back as my new landlord told me that he's selling the building and I've got 30 days to vacate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26721) - you deserved it (2117)

On 07/10/2015 at 11:49am - misc - by Stevarious (man) - United States (California)

Today, during family therapy the therapist asked if I believe I'm a good parent/husband. When I said yes my two sons, my daughter and even my wife very passionately disagreed. FML


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On 07/06/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by --- - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25344) - you deserved it (1953)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by izaya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML


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On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML


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On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML

Today, I went to the ER for extremely heavy bleeding related to my IUD birth control. They decided the best thing to do was remove it. An exam, two ultrasounds, and three x-rays later, the doctor comes back to tell me what's going on. Yeah, they can't find it. FML

Today, my pregnant girlfriend and I moved into our first home together, signing a 1-year lease. Less than 12 hours later, we've discovered that the place is infested with cockroaches and we have a mouse. The landlord won't let us out of the contract. FML


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On 06/17/2015 at 8:14am - misc - by Anonymous -

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