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Visits<b>MegaFukTron9000</b> - the 11/17/2013 at 2:32pm

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I FOUND OUT THAT NOT ONLY HAS MAH FATHER BEEN CHEATING ON MAH MOTHER WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, BUT THEY HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER WITH THE SAME NAME AS ME. FML

Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher fir nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing fir older women. FML

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83 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 6:10am - misc - by slamo (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I cummed home from living in Spain 4 2 yeres. My mom made dinner 4 me, an she had forgotten about my allergy to citrus, because she made lemon chicken. After using my EpiPen, an calling 911 4 myself, I hered my mom say to my dad, ( She always did have to be the center of attention. ) mega FML

#3927246
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60034) - you deserved it (3390)

On 07/21/2009 at 11:19am - health - by Lemonhead (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yastarday, I want on a rollarcoastar 4 tha first tima. I sat in tha back, which was a bad idaa. Whan looool it andd avaryona in front of ma turnd around an stard. Whan I askd my friand what was going on, sha said I had baan scraaming tha Lord's Prayar tha whola tima. I hadn't avan noticd. FML

#3908348
164 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

my girlfriend missed our date, so I text her angry, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. 5 Minutes later I get a picture message of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her looool mother saying "Shut the **** up, she had appendicitis." fat FML

#3361176
316 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 7:20am - love - by annoyedguy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, AT THE AIRPORT, MY MOM BEGAN TALKING ABOUT HOW USELESS THE WAR IN IRAQ WAS, AND HOW DUMB THE SOLDIERS THAT SERVE THERE WERE FOR ENLISTING DURING THE WAR. THE SOLDIER AT THE VENDING MACHINE NEAR US CAUGHT MY EYE. I MOUTHD, "SORRY" AND HE MOUTHD, SLOWLY, "YOU FUCKIN' BETTER BE." FML

#3232657
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On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A PROSPECTIVE BLIND DATE. HE ASKD ME TO DESCRIBE MYSELF SO I SAID THAT I WAS FUN, ATTRACTIVE AND A LITTLE CHUBBY BUT NOT FAT. MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER WALKD UP TO ME AND SCREAMD "JESUS DOESN'T LYK IT WHEN WE LIE!". FAT FML

#2914098
127 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning an thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

#2867945
140 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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113 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

yesterday I forgot my inaler. I ad an astma attack and ad to go to te ER. Te doctors told me it wasn't an astma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying abouteter I would get an astma attack. mega FML

#1529921
167 comments

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On 05/01/2009 at 5:07pm - health - by jlover42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , Mah Aunt Informed Me That She Thinks I'm Faking The Debilitating Disease I've Had Fir The Past 13 Years. Apparently She Thinks I Just Don't Want To Go To College Or Get A Job , And That I Like Living On Disability. She Also Added That Mah Entre Extended Family Agrees With Her. Mega FML

#983343
99 comments

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On 04/15/2009 at 1:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, Whan I Trid On A Pair Of Pants At Tha Mall, I Askd Tha Salasparson If I Could Hava Tha Naxt Siza Up. Sha Informd Ma That Thara Wasn't A Naxt Siza Up. I Hava To LOSE Waight To Fit Into Tha Biggast Pair Of Pants Tha Stora Makas. FML

#29334
71 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by ardenm - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck looool in an alavator 4 2 hours with mah boyfriand and tha guy that I hava baan sacratly having an affair with 4 6 months. FML

#5470
339 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty ned to wank siezd me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupid bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switchd on, an the whole family hered me. FML

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