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Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27960) - you deserved it (2689)

On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML

#4617194 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (9051) - you deserved it (33538)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by noballs - United States (Kentucky)

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Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML

#1224037 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (43884) - you deserved it (3815)

On 04/22/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by tripb101 - United States (Oregon)