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Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML


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On 12/25/2014 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML


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On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

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