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TacoMan99
  • Town/Country : Parker, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 March 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 407
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20525) - you deserved it (463443)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75979) - you deserved it (6144)

On 04/15/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (266478) - you deserved it (23310)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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