Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

TacoMan99

Search for a member

TacoMan99

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 March 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 575
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TacoMan99 : IDk...

TacoMan99's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

TacoMan99's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
816 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30142) - you deserved it (547559)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

#1002619
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85327) - you deserved it (7110)

On 04/15/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (315251) - you deserved it (31365)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: