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About Tabigoesmoo : I love the song The A Team. I absolutely love animals! I wanna be a zoologist when I get older ;P I can be completely random at times.... soooo watch out! Ummm I'm from Minnesota, I'm 15 annd I love skittles! You can try to message me but I've never been on the actual website... Bai :D
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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML
Friday 22 May 2015