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Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Bruja5 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 10:19pm - health - by Henry (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 7:47pm - kids - by luciaspiano (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 2:31pm - love - by Dan1021 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 3:40am - health - by littlespoon (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 2:34am - love - by BaldingQuick (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I made a Facebook under a guy's name and I'm sending myself wall posts just so it looks like I actually talk to a guy. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Brit (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by halien1982 (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 1:02am - love - by stupid_world (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
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