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TaTaTanyaHo
  • Town/Country : Sheboygan, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 479
  • Number of comments : 32
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About TaTaTanyaHo : I'm pretty awesome. Everybody loves me :)

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Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (5032)

On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

#15002281
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40580) - you deserved it (5119)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

#14962241
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26123) - you deserved it (2255)

On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53424) - you deserved it (4133)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

#13571431
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9909) - you deserved it (40921)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML

#11011756
196 comments

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On 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm - kids - by Annakins (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

#4805621
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20664) - you deserved it (27873)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore



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