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Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Lovenem / 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Health
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
by badteacher / 10/24/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
by Annakins / 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML
by ElevatorThug / 08/25/2009 at 5:17am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
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