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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15136
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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TXFernwoods's favorite FMLs

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5337) - you deserved it (307)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML

#21435181
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6648) - you deserved it (2448)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

#21435168
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9073) - you deserved it (539)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:16am - work - by thatshelpful - United States (Iowa)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11122) - you deserved it (805)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML

#21434898
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10807) - you deserved it (744)

On 07/01/2015 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

#21434895
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18082) - you deserved it (1129)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML

#21434878
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18980) - you deserved it (1235)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML

#21434786
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19953) - you deserved it (1247)

On 07/01/2015 at 9:44am - work - by nevergiveinever - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because, 'my hands must smell of meat'. I'm a vegetarian. FML

#21434496
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19559) - you deserved it (1597)

On 06/30/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by A - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, my husband asked me to buy a different brand of dish soap, as the one he was using wasn't working. After a quick look, I had to agree. The lemon cordial he had been using, while tasting nice, didn't really help clean the dishes. FML

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML

#21434340
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19269) - you deserved it (1915)

On 06/30/2015 at 12:02pm - animals - by piercednipple (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML

#21434324
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18477) - you deserved it (4404)

On 06/30/2015 at 11:33am - work - by AIienware -

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

#21434280
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18509) - you deserved it (5560)

On 06/30/2015 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML

#21434251
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20762) - you deserved it (1709)

On 06/30/2015 at 5:57am - work - by bosslady (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my boss is on the phone with a Russian customer, who keeps saying, "Speak Russian please!" My boss asks me to translate, as he hired me for my knowledge of Russian. He says something, I translate in Russian, then the customer says, "Speak English please!" FML

#21434188
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19901) - you deserved it (1546)

On 06/30/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Claudine (woman) - Belgium (Liege)



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