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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16412
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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TXFernwoods's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

#21451593
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1499) - you deserved it (96)

On 08/04/2015 at 12:23am - misc - by MomStayOutOfTheCar - United States

Today, my local USPS delivery man refused to deliver any more packages to my house, because in the past, my dogs have barked at him and he feels threatened. He also filed a complaint about our house because apparently my driveway has branches that, to him, are considered "hazardous." FML

#21451571
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2911) - you deserved it (543)

On 08/03/2015 at 11:26pm - misc - by 18emikot - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

#21451285
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15037) - you deserved it (7661)

On 08/03/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML

#21451161
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17969) - you deserved it (1478)

On 08/03/2015 at 1:31am - health - by sendhelp - United States (Utah)

Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML

#21451102
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16003) - you deserved it (1426)

On 08/02/2015 at 11:25pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

#21450797
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21260) - you deserved it (1648)

On 08/02/2015 at 9:32am - work - by FUCKFACECUNT (man) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

#21450786
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19028) - you deserved it (1761)

On 08/02/2015 at 7:39am - kids - by Wlanla (man) - Romania (Bacau)

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

#21450453
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22924) - you deserved it (1530)

On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML

#21450305
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19543) - you deserved it (2111)

On 08/01/2015 at 2:18am - work - by hook me up with some smack, Jack (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML

#21450122
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21530) - you deserved it (1719)

On 07/31/2015 at 5:04pm - love - by single and unbuggered (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

#21450109
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14451) - you deserved it (23774)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22745) - you deserved it (1750)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes. My wife, who didn't want me to get them, decided it would be a good idea to jump on the hood of the car while I was driving off. She hit the car and fell off. My neighbor saw this. Neither her nor the cops believe me when I say I didn't hit her. FML

#21449719
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21700) - you deserved it (3948)

On 07/30/2015 at 10:06pm - misc - by Just wanted a cigarette (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML

#21449663
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19595) - you deserved it (1570)

On 07/30/2015 at 7:24pm - misc - by EmbarrassedChild - United States

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

#21449578
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23687) - you deserved it (1926)

On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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