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Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

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On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
203 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

#18383706
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On 11/29/2011 at 7:42am - work - by robincakes94 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

#18382855
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On 11/29/2011 at 3:00am - love - by LadyDean - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML

#18369086
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:53pm - love - by Mallory - United States

Today, I took my boyfriend to my family's traditional late Thanksgiving dinner. While eating, my mom brought up celebrity infidelity. My grandpa ended up looking me in the eye and saying, "Look Angie, sometimes what a man has just isn't enough. When that happens, cheating is forgiveable." FML

#18369029
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:45pm - love - by angie429 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML

#18368736
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On 11/27/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by honor sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML

#18244071
159 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ish0rty - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

#18004959
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On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

#18004959
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On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

#18004959
234 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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281 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML

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On 09/29/2011 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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