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Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2014 at 12:06am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
by wabbyfish / 03/13/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Venus / 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Crochocinco85 / 03/13/2014 at 7:59am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/13/2014 at 5:34am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I watched my daughter squealing with delight in front of a video game. Beating a boss? Slaying an adversary? Completing a quest? Not at all. She was chasing birds, making them fly away, then starting all over again as soon as they landed. She's 19. FML
by melimelo24 / 03/13/2014 at 5:33am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by CurtisWogan / 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/12/2014 at 11:33am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by ashamed father / 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML
by Anonymous / 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML
by kittykat033 / 03/08/2014 at 12:19pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work
by biwhat / 03/08/2014 at 4:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
by Anonymous / 03/07/2014 at 8:16pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I awoke to the sound of a gunshot, followed by children screaming. I leapt out of bed and ran to my balcony, only to see people casually milling around the elementary school parking lot under a "Science Fair" banner. A kid's science experiment scared me shitless. FML
by gracehi / 03/07/2014 at 3:29pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…
- Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump.… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis.…