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TRENZ
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6067
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TRENZ : Ricky. 20. I Like Meeting New People, So Message Me :)

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Visits<b>LinaReyez</b> - the 11/30/2016 at 10:24am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 6:36pm<b>igottapee</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 9:36am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 6:59am<b>namine120409</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 6:56am<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 10/08/2016 at 6:29pm<b>icantrememberit</b> - the 10/08/2016 at 2:17pm<b>thinlinetele</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 12:13am<b>happypenguins</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 2:20pm<b>orangejubejube</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 1:43am<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 12:48am<b>Nickimariek</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 11:49pm<b>paris_ava</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 10:31pm<b>hmrhoades</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 10:07pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:16am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 9:31pm<b>P_B683</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 1:26pm<b>jeriaslovesyou</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 11:13pm

Fucked!<b>LinaReyez</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 4:21pm<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 12:59pm<b>namine120409</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 12:56pm

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TRENZ's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house, so I assumed my friend was just fooling around. With my head under the pillow, I swung my hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out, my friend left for basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

by NickJJ / 05/15/2014 at 10:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, I found out my son has a new hobby after seeing a picture on the internet: putting realistic-looking stickers of spiders at the bottom of my coffee mugs. My wife was scared half to death this morning after downing a cup of coffee and then glancing the cup's bottom. FML

by itwasathtebottomofmycoffeemug / 05/14/2014 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML

by workfordayzz / 05/14/2014 at 1:45pm / United States / Work

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 11:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took a pregnancy test because I'd missed a few periods, gained weight, and been moody. Turns out I'm just fat and moody. FML

by thanks4support / 05/14/2014 at 9:12am / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, I flexed so hard for a selfie, I gave myself a hernia. FML

by ShutTheFuCupcake / 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML

by imaginationdarling / 05/13/2014 at 7:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

by Harry / 05/13/2014 at 6:37pm / United States (Georgia) / Money

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

by dating a big bag of dicks / 05/13/2014 at 5:02pm / United States / Animals

Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML

by monkey2069 / 05/13/2014 at 9:58am / United States (Illinois) / Money

Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML

by Anonymous / 05/13/2014 at 1:42am / United States (Nevada) / Kids

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

by bambam / 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML

by Lookalike / 05/12/2014 at 10:38am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

by kids / 05/12/2014 at 1:17am / Kids