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Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
by thanks.... / 01/03/2014 at 4:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Kayla_BlowPop / 01/03/2014 at 3:34am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
by notakeeper / 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
by Frustrated / 01/02/2014 at 9:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
by neta_1996 / 01/02/2014 at 9:06pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2013 at 4:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by poorman / 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
by ericabearr / 11/18/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/18/2013 at 1:53pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Love
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
by Annonymous / 11/18/2013 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Money
by flavored / 11/18/2013 at 10:26am / United States / Intimacy
by smiley1014 / 11/18/2013 at 4:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/15/2013 at 4:45am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled… Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As…