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TRACKGiRLJONNi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1179
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TRACKGiRLJONNi : appreciate my uniquity (:

.names Jonni foolss
.yep like johnny the boys name(:
.sports r my lifeee(:
.i play varsity track soccer basketball and volleyball
.i have 3 older brothers nd 1 younger
.in my picturee im on the right, thats my baby bro saul((:
.im 1/2 cherokee and 1/2 mexican
.mt dew is the shitt
.im a huge gamer(msg meh fer my gamer tag)
.ps3 is WAY better than xbox...jus sayin
.skiing is just dumbb snowboarding is where its at!
.grammar isnt too important 2 meh, i mean its the internet futher muckers!(;
.msg me if yah want
.nddd facebook this kidd

trackgirljonni@yahoo.com

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TRACKGiRLJONNi's favorite FMLs

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9590) - you deserved it (45530)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29108) - you deserved it (9065)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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