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Today, my friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old lady who stopped that my friend who was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
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Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML
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On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)
Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)
Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 9:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by kggggg - United States (Nevada)
Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
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On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)
Today, my family and I were about to watch the video my dad took of me walking across the stage at my high school graduation. Turns out he recorded the wrong kid. FML
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On 06/08/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by highschoolgrad (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
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On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by freshman15 (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
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On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)
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