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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14491
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About TOL : Okay lets see....I live in lil' Rhodie, hate school, love music, play 3 sports, watch football every chance I get, love animals so yea imma vegetarian...oh and
My Chemical Romance is the best!
P.s I don't have a picture Up because I suck with technical work,yeh that's how bad it is lol remind me to put one up! ciao

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Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

#16000411
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32768) - you deserved it (7430)

On 05/01/2011 at 3:03am - misc - by Steve.mc - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

#15997436
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37788) - you deserved it (3710)

On 04/30/2011 at 11:16pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

#15994879
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34604) - you deserved it (5043)

On 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm - misc - by Tara (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

#15992331
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35190) - you deserved it (4793)

On 04/30/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by OhGreat - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65480) - you deserved it (7377)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15379) - you deserved it (36234)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

#15927164
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36550) - you deserved it (17442)

On 04/25/2011 at 10:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML

#15919634
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27504) - you deserved it (4426)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39186) - you deserved it (3989)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

#15905908
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28224) - you deserved it (6791)

On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

#15904630
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48949) - you deserved it (8796)

On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

#15899858
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22446) - you deserved it (9631)

On 04/23/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80715) - you deserved it (6035)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I painted a kids room at my new nanny job while the dad "helped" by staring at my ass and telling me how hard it is to position your "junk" correctly when wearing a speedo. First day on the job. FML

#15865508
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37828) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/20/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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