About TOL : Okay lets see....I live in lil' Rhodie, hate school, love music, play 3 sports, watch football every chance I get, love animals so yea imma vegetarian...oh and
My Chemical Romance is the best!
P.s I don't have a picture Up because I suck with technical work,yeh that's how bad it is lol remind me to put one up! ciao
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Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by shit_upon_literally (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to the ER for severe pain in my abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, "Well it's not your appendix." Thinking I'm in the clear I say, "That's Awesome", the doctor then responded with "It's probably your testicles." FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 7:43pm - health - by 06SuFi (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some new scratches on the front. I kicked and rubbed it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by 1 Giant Cupcake (man) - United States (California)
Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm - health - by drakx88 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While Im brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)
Today, it was my birthday. I set up a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 2:24am - misc - by STUPID BIRTHDAY (man) - United States
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
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On 03/04/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by arrrrggggghhhh (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML
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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML
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On 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by camp (man) - United States (New York)
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
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On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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