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TNB_xACiDiC
  • Town/Country : Indio, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 April 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 945
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TNB_xACiDiC : Im 17:)
A Senior at La Quinta High School
3x CIF WRESTLING Champions 2009-2010-2011
I play Black Ops on Ps3 you should add me:)
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Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36440) - you deserved it (6868)

On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

#14213516
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32282) - you deserved it (3374)

On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37762) - you deserved it (3751)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked into my home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to my husband and said "Did I say it right?" FML

#13484178
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31461) - you deserved it (4351)

On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

#13144525
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21894) - you deserved it (6132)

On 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

#12986098
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25295) - you deserved it (11784)

On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

#12724664
157 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 6:36pm - love - by iammike (man) - United States (Washington)



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